Friday, December 01, 2006
Hey people ! i just gpot back from the youth camp.... was super tired... i slept till 12. haha
well the camp was fun.
VERY fun ^^ ... think water bombs and dramas and games.... i miss it already my team rocked ! woo ! haha
the most interesting thigs would be the water bomb fight in second place....
and first place goes to...........*drumroll*
DRAMA ! wooo (this is based on self-praising interests)
haha so. My drama team won and i was the main character so thats, good ?
yeah lol so we acted the story of david and goliath and david and basheba (dunno how to spell)
so we had some big guy act as goliath then as a twist, we made it a little girl. Then, to make it even funnier, we made the big guy stand in front, and when we introduced goliath he would like roar... then the little girl would step out and he would like get scared and run away haha and david was me. so. 30 yrs later. I became king :D lol (a perverted king) so i was walking one day with my eunuch (lol yeah i get a eunuch) and he/she takes out a pair of binoculars ! and look around and spots basheba bathing.
Eunuch : Wa ! aye king ! chio bu ! *waves me the binos'*
me : *looks with binos'* Woo ! chio ! *does a pervert face*
(mind u basheba is supposed to be a very beautifull girl. and yuntian who acts as basheba is also chio :P)
so i walk up to the shower place and Darwin, complete with makeup and lipstick comes out instead lol and tries to like gay me, so i vomit and he goes away then basheba comes out.
Me : I want this girl to be my wife !
Eunuch : yea !
*some guy walks up*
? : Hey, that girl very chio right ?
me and eunuch : ya !
? : but she's my wife. I'm uriah.
me: but i'm the king.
uriah: oh. ok. nah, give u *takes basheba and hands her to me*
me : i dun care. I'll send u to the war to die.
uriah : oh. ok. *gets killed by some charging soldiers and gets kicked on the floor*
then it was supposed to be a kissing scene but we chickened out :P so i just kissed her hand. (yay i kissed a chio girls hand ^^ lol) and then in the next scene the prophet came
prophet : David ! u have sinned against god ! ur 1st son will DIE !
me : *scared* noooooo......
next scene. Me and basheba, she hands me the baby (actually just my black pouch with a paper with a smiley face stuck to it) so i'm walking and i trip on a stone or smth and drop the baby. in the effort of getting my balance back, i step on the baby lol and i pick it up andshow the audience the sad face on the other side of the bag haha then in the next scene i will pray for forgivness and be forgiven and then THE END.
so my team won. Darwin did an encore lol the commentor which were Jared and Amber
Jared : Wow the basheba very chio ah ?
Amber : yeah and the David also quite handsome... (no i'm not making it up)
Jared : actually david should like Darwin instead.... (everyone is laughing their eyeballs out)
so then they go on to announce the next drama group lol
well. thats allot to say. bye.
